You know you live in Missouri when...

... Your shopping trip to "the city" is held up because of a "Tractor Cruise".

I mean, really.

And if it wasn't hilarious enough already, this guy added to the grandeur of the scene by pulling a porta-potty along on his trailer.

I have never before had the pleasure of sitting in a gas station parking lot and watching a parade of tractors proudly cruise by.

I wouldn't go back to living in Florida if you payed me.

I'm serious. :)