Wal - Mart

Ah..Wal-Mart. The ever reliable Wal-Mart. Aren't you so glad you can pop in the car, and be sure you will find what you need--at Wal-Mart??!! So nice.

I especially appreciate the self check-outs. The lady in the computer is always so friendly.."Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart." I just find myself having to say, "Oh, you sweetie, you are soo welcome!!!" Of course it does get extremely annoying when she won't leave you alone about "bagging the item." Even though, of course , you have bagged the item and she was just not paying attention.

And then there is the frustration of going to find your needed peanut butter in its isle, and finding that all of the peanut butter has been moved to isle 4, right next to the salsa of all things! And once you reach that isle, you find that all of its contents have been moved to isle 7. Once you get to isle 7 you have a terrible time finding the peanut butter because the salsa it was supposed to be next to, is no longer sold at Wal-Mart.

Who can identify with me here??!!!

Ah but other than these little put downs, Wal-Mart is always there for you. Just so long as you remain patient with the Miss in the computer, and don't mind searching 30 minutes for what you should have been able to find in 2.

Ah Wal-Mart. The ever reliable Wal-Mart.