Recent Random Quotes

 "He was just the greatest ever. I mean, as far goats go." - Gracie

"I had a pony on my nose!" - Johnny

"It's just like honey in your tea. You can't see it, but you know it's there." - Jen, trying to be inspirational. :P

(to me) "I predict that you will be a greeter at Wal-Mart. You obviously like to talk." - Gracie

(to me) "I told your mother, it's time I follow my life calling. I am going to be a stand-up comedian." - Dad

"Are we so desperate that we would lie to our public???" - Jen